A long long time ago, there was a woodcutter who fell in love.
The woodcutter was cursed by a witch before he could propose
and lost his limbs to an axe.
Luckily, he met a tinker who made him a body of tin,
but he paid the price by losing his heart.
The woodcutter, who lost his heart, no longer wanted to see his lover,
whom he had loved so much.
One day, after leaving her without even saying good-bye,
he was hit by a rain shower in the forest
that made his body slowly rust and harden.
Thank you.
[When you meet someone, just as the first impression is important,]
[the last impression you give is important as well.]
[For those who have memories that you regret, know that there are sensible ways to break up].
Ladies and gentlemen.
We are now making our final descent to Seoul-Incheon International Airport.
Please recheck that your seat belt is securely fastened.
[Episode 1]
When you meet someone, just as the first impression is important
the last impression you leave is important as well.
Because depending on the kind of break up,
the time spent together can become fond memories
or turn into wounds.
Hey, don't misbehave while I'm not around, and take care of the juniors, alright?
Jung Eum?
Don't even go there. What kind of girl is so unaware of what's happening?
Do I really have to say with my own mouth that we should break up?
What do you think? I ended up just letting her know through text.
Cruel? Hey, two months is just right.
Well, right now... she's probably on top of a diving board.
Sunbae, where are you going?
Aren't you in the middle of a competition? Shouldn't you be at the stadium—?
You didn't... give it up, did you?
I can give up the competition, but I can't give you up.
You stupid—! You idiot!
- Sunbae. - Are you a child? Huh?
Why give that up because of me? Why, why?
I mean, loyalty, love, promises, what's so important about those kinds of things?
I always knew you were stubborn but
you—I had no idea you were this extreme!
You're finally making me out to be the jerk who ruined your life.
We...
were good together.
I'm not sure if you're naive or dumb.
I'm leaving.
[Dad]
Let go. Let me go.
I'll change.
It was all my fault, so please don't act like this!
Let me go.
Just... just, please let go!
I got a new girlfriend. Sorry.
Please, let me go!
I said, let me go!
Sunbae!
If you wish to be remembered as a fond memory instead of a wound,
you must prepare parting words, just like first greetings.
[Because the languages of men and women are different,]
[they cannot be expressed in the same language.]
[Thus, even if the two want to communicate, many cannot speak of their issues.]
[I'm saddened by this, so I created 28 new tools that both genders can use to communicate daily.]
[The Undateables] [Episode 1: Dating is memory]
[5 years later]
Excuse me.
Take this.
Oh my goodness, it's raining.
I'm cold.
Thank you.
Oh, hey! Thanks for the umbrella!
What is your name?
Your customer feedback card! I really must get that!
By the way, your umbrella is so pretty.
It's not easy for a man to care about an umbrella,
but you've got great fashion sense.
Thank you.
Your uniform suits you as well, the trench coat...
But, why would you give away such an expensive umbrella?
The taxi is here.
She was so nice.
How can I give it back to her? Should I drop it off at the airport?
Touch me not.
[Hell for singles, Heaven for couples!]
Yoo Jung Euuuuuuum!
What's wrong with you lately, huh? Was I wrong about you?
Every couple you put together used to have 100% success. My "hope for love" Yoo Jung Eum,
just where did she go, huh?
About that... slump—
Slump?
I see.
Alright then, you can quit.
What? Quit? No way, if I quit here, I won't be able to do anything.
You know that all I ever did was sports.
If you know that, can you say that you're in a slump whenever something bad happens!?
I'm sorry.
Your dad registered you here to get you married off
Since you weren't doing anything for years after your athletic career!
But you were sending out your friends on every date.
You were such a nuisance to me back then.
In order to save face, I brought you in here to
at least give you a job if I couldn't get you married off,
but are you going to not get yourself together and continue to screw up like this?
If you age another year, you'll be at an F-rating, not even a D!
You suck!
And so...
Oh Doo Ri, forty years old, a collector.
She owns an eight-acre apple and mango farm on Jeju island.
Her father's assets— A daughter of a truly wealthy family, I see.
We were also classmates in high school.
Really?
I heard her rich father will invest in a dating company if his daughter gets married this year.
One billion won.
Wow!
Our industry is going bonkers trying to get Oh Doo Ri.
That totally makes sense!
- Let's get her. - What?
Get her! Use whatever means necessary.
This is a God-given opportunity to recover the second half of our annual performance,
so we must get her no matter what.
We can do it—no, no, you can do it. You're the only one who can do it.
You must do it no matter what. It's to the tune of one billioooon!
[Show me the money!!!]
Thank you!
Yoo Jung Eum! Stay focused!
Is the athlete, Yoo Jung Eum, going to just give up?
I'm sorry.
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Hello!
You're half a size bigger than me, right? I'm a 44.5, and you're a 55.
Here, say hello to the ocean first. We'll talk afterward.
Excuse me, Ms. Customer!
Here!
Put on the life jacket over there.
Oh, yes.
Get on!
Are you not getting on?
Oh, yes...
Here, hold my hand.
Now, slowly!
You can do it. Take it easy, and come on over.
You can come over to me.
This horrible guy!
It's okay! It's okay, it's okay! I'm here. Hold on tight.
Let's try one more time. It's okay, it's okay, right!
Come here. Yes, one, two... right!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Ms. Customer? Ms. Customer?
I heard that you used to be a diver. You certainly know how to take charge.
What?
Gong has a good eye for people. I like you.
Let's go!
Sit down.
It looks nice if you cut it up before serving, but it's tastier if you cut it right before you eat it.
Here.
Thank you.
This is really delicious, the juice!
Is this your collection, by the way?
They're called "Bari Bari Girls." It's my hobby to customize them.
That's a blonde Bari, that's a long Bari, that's an extra long Bari, and that's a shaggy Bari.
I'm probably the only one who has this big of a collection of them in the whole country.
There's a famous gallery that wants to do an exhibition with them,
but I've never done it because I don't like to send out my babies.
By the way, I'll just come right out and tell you what I want.
Ah, yes.
First of all, I want someone who isn't more than thirty-five years old.
I'd like them to be around 180 cm in height, and I care about their body proportions.
Also, I don't like them too muscular. Some abs that look like a bar of chocolate will be good.
I don't like them too handsome either. Someone like Lee Seo Jin will be good.
I'd also like them to have some swagger and strong vibes, something like that.
Since I already have money, someone who has a long-term lease in Gangnam will be adequate.
What do you say? These conditions won't be hard to find, right?
[Oh Doo Ri's Ideal Type List]
It's not hard at all. I think that you're too modest, actually.
I think if it's you, you could expect more.
That's how my father taught me. Shall we have a look, then?
- You have a list of men? - Ah, yes.
Uh, hmm...
If you'd like my recommendation...
Hmm...
Oh! This one is only 178 cm.
Oh! What a shame!
This one is too perfect-looking.
I only want the abs to be perfect.
I don't think he's her type either.
[Occupation: farmer/poet]
[ Kim So Yool (Male) ]
He's thirty-five years old.
He's an artist!
[Yook Ryong]
Hyung! I mean, Boss, did you arrive?
Yes, right now.
Is someone there by any chance?
Nana Gallery is there to make a contract with Oh Doo Ri as well.
I'm sorry, but I'm not supposed to give out private information.
I can give you more details once you sign up as a member.
Is that so?
Let's do it.
Here you go.
Pen.
- Who's this? - I'm Kang Hoon Nam. I gave you a call earlier.
[Contract]
I'm speechless.
They say that there's an order for who drinks rice water first, but this is really not fair.
I think the idiom is "there's an order for who drinks cold water first."
Cold water? Do you think we're by the well or something?
I think the idiom is "looking for rice water by the well", not "cold water."
Of course, I know that. I was just getting it mixed up because I'm upset.
That's not what's important right now!
Yes, that's why...
Could I talk to you in private?
You—!
Wow, wow!
I need you to show him that he can't deceive us anymore,
that justice is still alive.
Please wait outside.
Definitely.
How did it go? Did you sign with her?
Did you or did you not!?
Isn't that none of your business?
Don't you think you at least owe me that much if you stole my client?
You're not even sorry. Aren't you being too much?
This is obviously a competition, too.
A competition?
Come on, this is not right!
Don't you have any morals?
Your forehead is red.
What? Hey!
I mean, I wasn't going to go this far, but...
Royal? Noble?
Who do you work for? I can easily find out by doing a little research.
So you're not going to tell me?
Fine. Even if I don't pay back my debts, I never let go of an opportunity to take revenge!
My nickname is Slave Hunter for a reason!
Taxi!
- We're going to the airport! - Yes.
What are you trying to do right now?
How does it feel to get something of yours stolen?
So you're paying for the taxi.
Don't live like that. How much success do you want, anyway?
You come into this world with an empty glass and leave with an empty glass.
You mean, "empty-handed."
Empty glass or empty-handed, it's the same for me!
Look at that, shaking his head when someone's talking to him!
They say if you've seen one, you've seen them all.
I can tell what kind of person you are by just looking at one incident.
Even though this field is competitive, we should still respect each other.
What are we, hyenas that are looking for things to eat?
You should have eaten rotten meat, at least.
Can you call it a victory if you just show up
without a warning, and steal?
♫ Oh love, I love you, Only U I'm in big trouble ♫
♬ I think about you all day ♬
♬ My heart feels like it’ll explode ♬
♬ I can't express it in words ♬
♬ I'm falling in love with you forever ♬
♬ I didn’t know love would come to me, too ♬
♬ I didn't believe in things like that I thought it was only ♬
♬ a story in a TV drama ♬
[I'm watching you.]
♬ But you appear in front of me, why? ♬
♬ Sometimes I think it's a dream and pinch myself ♬
♬ I’m so happy, but I’m a bit scared ♬
♬ Maybe in the future something this good will end? ♬
I wouldn't be this upset if I lost a client because I wasn't good enough,
but I basically set everything up and you swooped in and stole it!
I'm like a dog who's looking at the roof now.
Ah, right. The umbrella.
I borrowed this when I was in Jeju
from a flight attendant from Korean Air. Would you be able to give this back to her?
Her name is... Ah! She looks like Oh Yoon Ah.
Please make sure to give her good feedback.
Please! You have to.
You... is this how you are going to work?
But still it looks like Oh Doo Ri liked you.
What?
Why did you just leave? She said she told you to wait outside.
What?
She said that you left after she agreed to seal the deal for the gallery show.
Why did you just leave? She called and asked.
A gallery exhibition?
In a few days she will be in Seoul and she said she would sign the contract then.
Anyway, I'll take care of this case.
Why don't you try to
sign new contracts or try to make a deal with old clients?
Try to build up your record!
There's a gallery owner who's supposed to come from Seoul today.
Look at that face.
You worked hard. Go home and rest.
Your face!
[BBQ House]
You are here. You must be really hungry.
I'm not hungry at all. How could I be hungry?
What are you talking about? You look really hungry.
Joon Soo, I had to do all these degrading things
to this man who I met for the first time.
What? How?
I don't know. It just happened to be that way.
Please tell me that I won't have to ever see him again.
You won't. People's paths don't cross that easily.
Here, eat a lot.
Right?
The pancake and the peppers over there, give them to me.
Here's the green onion salad and the dipping sauce.
Am I talking funny again?
I'm smart enough to understand whatever rubbish you say. Don't worry.
Your father is coming.
My dad? Were you here together?
Yeah. Except, he's kind of drunk.
These dirty people...
What the hell?
You all are insane...
- Huh? - Huh?
My daughter is here!
Everyone! She is my daughter.
A national athlete, a diver!
She used to get all the gold medals, but now she doesn't even go to the public bath anymore.
Do you even exfoliate?
Here we go again! Your karaoke song is coming on.
I used to clean you from head to toe when you were little.
But I can't do that anymore. Could Joon Soo—?
You're so embarrassing!
Do you scrub her back and stuff?
Jun Soo.
Dad, let us go home.
Aigoo, aigoo.
Hold on.
I'm going to start singing.
Here we go!
The alcohol...
How much was it?
The guy with you already paid for it.
Really?
You must be so lucky, to be in such a good relationship.
He's not my boyfriend. He is just a friend.
Really? I thought you guys were dating because you're always together.
Thank you for the food!
She's going to kill me if she finds out.
Where am I going to find new members?
What? I'm already a member.
You can still sign up again!
I still have a lot more to go on the contract.
Why did you say no to the date again?
Because I didn't like her!
Do you have eyes in the back of your head?
I only sent you the ones with the A+ grades.
Are we talking about beef right now?
Just choose someone and date, will you?
I need to build a record.
Don't you think it's weird for you to tell me to be in a relationship when you're not?
Do you have to taste it to know if something's poop or chocolate?
You should be able to tell by just looking.
You suddenly sound like an expert in relationships.
You're the biggest dummy when it comes to relationships.
The biggest dummy? Speak for yourself.
- What about me? - Hey.
Remember how you were acting dramatic when your ex was getting married to someone else?
I'm the one who saved you when you were
drunk out of your mind, rolling in the mud on the street on her wedding day.
It wasn't mud. It was dirty water, okay?
You can't deny it though, can you?
No, there was a rainbow in the sky that day. It was so annoying.
You were crying so much while looking at that rainbow.
We've seen everything that needs to be seen from each other.
- Don't you think? - We have.
Isn't he heavy?
I feel like I'm dying.
Let's go!
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